Proof jokes
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.