Proof jokes

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.