Pro life jokes

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

Being pro-life.

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.