Printed Circuit jokes
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.