Prehistoric animal jokes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!