Posing Jokes


what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end


why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose

orphan is me

mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you



Jesus was the one who created the t pose. not fortnite

I’m going to hell

in Jesus

So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited


Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose


Jesus created the t-pose first



Crucifixion was the first T-pose