Popcorn kernel

Popcorn kernel jokes

Cremation

    • Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

    To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

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    Popcorn

    • Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

    Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

    Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

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    • Cremation

    • I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

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    • Coconut

    • My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

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