Popcorn kernel jokes

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.