Popcorn kernel jokes

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

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iTs CoRn!

Corn flake.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.