Popcorn kernel jokes

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"