Pom jokes
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
your mom
Memes
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Community
My hobbies that alot of people hate/find weird or boring:
Art. One of my favourites. Just something to do in your free time. Its also pretty relaxing too.
Dance. Hip hop, Lyrical, Jazz, and pom. those are my 3 this year. I don't technically do pom, I help out with the little kids pom classes. Pretty cute. Its kinda my only escape from reality. My mind just escapes into its own world for 2 hours. Then reality hits again. 😑
Sports. I don't do much of it, but I'm pretty good at it.