Podiatrist jokes

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.