Podiatrist jokes
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.