Pocoyo jokes

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What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.