Plug-in jokes

Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!

I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...

Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

What does a plug do when he's horny?

He jacks off!

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Charger: Yo, Phone.

Phone: Yeah?

Charger: Can I plug all in you?

Phone: Ayooo!

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.