What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
