Plow jokes

What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?

A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.

I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.

A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.