Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
