Pizza Shop jokes
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
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Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
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Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Pizza Hut.