Pizza Shop jokes

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!