Pine jokes

Sissy Baka

Bitch

No pine, no gain!

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree.