Philly jokes
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Community
I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!
And, N- 90% of the fuckin’ population in Philly is black.