Peter Cottontail jokes

Swing

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Swing

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Bear

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Cat

    God creating cats.

    GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

    ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

    GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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  • Bunny

    Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

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