Peter Cottontail jokes
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.