Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Person 1: hi i am tom.. and you ? person 2: andrew ?
Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2 - But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Person 1: Hey did you here about the circus fire? Person 2: No. Person 1: it was in-tents
