Pencil Lead jokes

Insult

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD · 4 years ago

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Lead

Hailtherooster · 7 years ago

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Pencil

J. P. Galli · 7 years ago

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Friend

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*