Peewee jokes

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human?

“We don’t eat with our peckers.”