Peewee jokes
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
