Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
A muslim enters a building, with 100 passangers and an airplane.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.