Passangers Jokes

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.