Parental absence jokesAdd jokeBestNewestDadGG Miller · 2 years agoKnock, knock."Who's there?"Not your dad.AdOrphanAnonymous · 3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.DadAnonymous · 5 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.Offensive jokesWheelchair jokesAbortion jokesIncest jokesPriest jokesDark HumorAll categories
OrphanAnonymous · 3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.
DadAnonymous · 5 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.