Parental absence jokesAdd jokeBestNewestDad1 view · GG Miller · 2 years agoKnock, knock."Who's there?"Not your dad.Orphan1 view · Anonymous · 3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.Dad66 views · Anonymous · 4 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.Orphan jokesSuicide jokesLesbian jokesPunsMorbid jokesAsian jokesAll categories
Orphan1 view · Anonymous · 3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dad66 views · Anonymous · 4 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.