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Dad

1 view · GG Miller · 2 years ago

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

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  • Orphan

    1 view · Anonymous · 3 years ago

    Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

    Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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  • Dad

    66 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

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