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GG Miller · 2 years ago
  • Knock, knock.

    "Who's there?"

    Not your dad.

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    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

    Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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    Anonymous · 5 years ago
  • Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.

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