Parental absence jokesAdd jokeBestNewestGG Miller2 years agoKnock, knock."Who's there?"Not your dad.Anonymous3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.Anonymous4 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.Incest jokesPriest jokesAutism jokesGay jokesSally jokesWheelchair jokesAll categories
Anonymous3 years agoWhy do orphans eat cereal with milk?Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Anonymous4 years agoCan you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.