Parent Trap jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.