Panther jokes

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

What did the panther say at the poker party?

I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?