Outfield jokes

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?

A: They can’t find home.