Other cow jokes

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo you fine.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"

The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

What cow can part water? Mooses.

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.