Orwell jokes

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.