Orphanhood jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.