Orphanhood jokes

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.