Orphanhood jokes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I am an orphan...
Like if you know an orphan.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.