Orphanhood jokes
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
I am an orphan...
Like if you know an orphan.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.