Orphanhood jokes

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

I'm an orphan, lol.

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.