Orphanhood jokes

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

I'm an orphan, lol.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.