Orpans jokes

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.