Orpans jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."