Orpans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.