Omnipotence jokes

Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.