Omnipotence jokes

Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.