Olympic Games jokes
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.