Obcd jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"