Obcd jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.