Obcd jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!