Obcd jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.