Obcd jokes
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.