Number 1 jokes
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Community
hi guy's I'm back (if you don't know or remember me I'm clearly the number 1 anime guy in this community who always changes his user and pfp to a anime character I kind of switched pc's and forgot my password for my acc.)
Germany is the number 1
Amy I want to fuck you I'm your number 1 fan!