What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
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How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my was kicked lets be friends ?
