Nuclear Fission jokes

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

What is a physicist's favorite food?

Fission chips.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.