Nuclear Fission jokes
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
