New York Giants jokes

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.