Neutrino jokes

What did the neutrino say to the planet?

"Just passing through."

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?