Naming convention jokes

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

How do you name an Asian child?

Ring the doorbell.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!