Mutilation

Mutilation jokes

Boy

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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    Public

    Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

    because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

    Motorcycle

    What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

    I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

    Community

    π‹…πŒ€πŒ•πŒ“πŒ„πŒƒ is a stupid underagef@g who thinks his retarded zoomer shit is scary but I bet if he saw a real mutilated corpse he would be scarred for months

    Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth