Mutant jokes
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
barbie da spider
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Community talk
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isab… Read more