Mr. Rogers jokes
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"