MPS jokes

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.