MPS jokes

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?

Baby in a blender.

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.