Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Movie Theater Jokes
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
