Mother Tongue jokes
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
Community talk
Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.