Morninggg jokes

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.