Monville jokes

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.