Monville jokes
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.