Monorchism jokes

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

What do you call a single bisexual?

All bi myself.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

I'm an orphan, lol.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.