Mom Jokes Jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.

2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!

5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.

6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

What joke could orphan's never understand?

Your Mom jokes

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

i like to make your mom jokes

because there easy like your mom

I call this my great talk with Siri

Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke

Siri: My mother ? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question

Me : it wasn’t a question

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: you should understand

Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: no you b***

ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "

ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie

if your an orphan it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you