Mitosis

Mitosis Jokes

Cell

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

Cell

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Toe

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

Dog

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"

Bitch

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

Cell

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

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  • Cell

    What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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